every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
(Source: ponchopeligroso, via liveyou)
cat lady:a woman that finds too much happiness in her cats. This often results in the following actions: taking videos and pictures of her cats; wearing clothes with cats on them; owning things with cats on them.
GAHH i literally saw those flats in the store. WHY DIDN’T I BUY THEM
(via ifreakinlovetaylorswift)
“It is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there. A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour.”
my heart just broke
(Source: speakerforthetrees, via thirteenthirteen)
(via speaklease)
do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes
and pull their face close and whisper
“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”
(via nottomention-thepincers)
